Sunday 31 July 2011

Life in Japan, Part 1

As I mentioned in my last post, I have just returned from a 14 days trip in Japan.  I'm going to talk about abit more on our daily lives in Japan.  Although the events we participated in arn't all that exciting (SF4, eat, sleep, SF4, repeat), we managed to discover the little things in our daily routine that kept us entertained throughtout the difficult and salty times. 



The Food:

One of these things being obviously the top tier food that can be found almost on any Japan streets.  On the first night of our arrival we immediately went for what we REALLY went to Japan for, RAWWRRMEN!!!!! (ramen).  We went to this ramen shop called "Ichiran", a ramen franchise, one of Japan's best (not including the independent ones). 

The eating stall at "Ichiran"
The restaurant had a unique design where all customers are seated facing the wall, with wooden dividers on the sides so each customer has completely privicy in their own little stalls (of course, you have the option of folding in the divider in cause you're there with your friend or something (pretty cool design, consider the Japs are all rediculiously shy, whoever thought of that is a smrt man).    The order is placed thru this little window/screen in front of you.



If Jesus was a dish.  This would be it.

The ramen there is easily one of the bestEST I've had (I've been to Japan around 6-7 times now, so I've had ALOT of Japanese noodles :p). 
You have to purchase your order at a vending machine out at the front of the store, so you do not have to speak a single word throughout the whole experience.
Brilliant, right? 
You sit down at a stall and then you will see a sheet that you need to fill out.   It's basically a multiple choice sheet of exactly how you want your noodle to be made... how heavy of a soup you want... how thick you want the noodles... how spicy.... etc.



My "extra noodle" meal ticket, given to me in a metal tray. Badass eh?

After the noodle is served the server will close the blind in front of you, leaving you to eat in peace in this tiny square cubicle.  It was kinda weird at first but once you have the first taste of their noodle you will want to be left alone until you finish it.  Yes, it is that good, and I am a picky eater.
Oh, they also have the most badass washroom evar!  It is super spotless clean just like most other Jap washrooms.  When I walked in I was kinda suprised to see about 20-30 toilet paper rolls attached tot he wall, each folded perfectly at the end for you to pull out, of course the usual stand bunghole washing toilet seat which I did not have the chance to use at that time.  Out in the sink area there is this sink where the water tap (the piece where you turn to get water out) is located right at the middle of INSIDE the sink, and the water would come out a couple feet on top of it, having the water run back down to the tap, perfect for those people who get all paranoid about touching the tap after with their clean hands.   Genius design. (I'm easily impressed)


Excuse my non-wide-angle phone camera.  But here is part of the epic TP wall.


 

The Commute:


On our daily travel to and from the game station and home, we would be taking the train.  In such a densly populated country there are always people on the train.  From the first train at 5am to the last one at whenever, these trains are always filled with people.  I like to people watch when I'm not doing anything in public  Since its a very different country where people act so differently, I like to check out random Japanese people and see how they act differently. 


Tamaplaza, our train station.  They have these drummers here to perform everytime we walk by.  Yup, thats how they treat pro gamers. :p

Japanese people are extremely shy creatures most of the time.  They will try and avoid eye contact with others at all cost when waiting for the train, or waiting to reach their destination.  99% of the people will just face the outside of the train with their faces buried into the screen of their cell phones.  We often catch them checking out themselves and other people using the reflection of the big windows on the side of the trains.  Sneaky ninja eyes!


After a while me and Kenny "Air" had came to a conclusion that it is completely untrue when people say that "Japan has so many hot girls".  Not true at all.  In fact, we only have visually encountered very few "1st floor material".  However, we are aware that in certain parts of that country, mostly in tourist areas, are haunted by large sums of pork chops (pronounced "ju-pa" in cantonese, means pork chop.. girls.  You get the idea :p).  They are VERY good at dressing up and doing their makeup though, so when you think you are seeing a hot chick in Japan guys, TAKE A CLOSER LOOK, it could be scary shizzle underneath that makeup!!


The famous "Hachiko" street crossing, outside Shibuya station.  Many movies have scenes filmed here.



On the weekends our last train home were usually guarenteed to be PACKED with people.  Alot of them are trying to get home from partying and drinking or whatever, the train would be completely stuffed with people.  Sometimes it gets so packed in there that it feels like you're in the front rows of a giant rock concert (minus the mosh pit) and you're all up close personal with all these strangers people.  This is where Kenny always tells me he would get molested by an old rich Japanese man who will take him home afterwards. (let the "Air is Gay" rumour spread some more in N. America! Muahahahahaha!)



A fully packed Japanese train


We were so bored on these daily commutes that we eventually discovered a game.  I would pick out a pork chop of random choice, usually a A-Tier or stronger (just to make things interesting), and it would go a little something like this....

Me: Yo, 50,000yen.
Air: Which one?
Me: Behind me, with the pink bag, sitting down.
Air: *peeks over my shoulder and sees this fat chick*..... dude she looks like a gorilla!! 80,000yen!
Me: But you have to hold hands, go on a date with her, take her out to a nice dinner, and the full package afterwards.  A full day event :p
Air: *thinks for about 10 seconds* 100,000yen and I'll do it.

*and then we have a deal*

Now we know in this situation, how much Air can be sold as a manwhore (approx 1,000cad in this case).   I know, we are going to hell for being such assholes.  *troll*
It may sound dumb, but it has caused us alot of joy and random outbursts of positive (for us) energy on these boring and long'ish commutes, also Iphone and Windows Phone games have accompanied us, we do have lives, you know :p.
 



Females only train.  Only from 5am to 9am.


Anyways I will leave it at this for now, since the sun is coming up as I'm finishing this post.  I will continue in the next post with more details on our trip!
Cheers!
- le Supadonkie

Thursday 28 July 2011

First Post

Alright guys, so I have been wanting to start writing a blog in the last few months.  Mainly just for myself to try and solidfy parts of the many thoughts that comes across the mind.  Who knows, it could be interesting. :p

So, I actually got down to it.  I made an account on the same site that my gay buddy Air (not gay with me, just gay) cause I'm too lazy to go online and "search" for other ones.  I figured if his blog looks decent enough, then it's probably alright ;)





Air-San, pushing his highly modified vintage luggage uphill for roughly 15 mins to our guesthouse

Lets discuss about Air-San.  This little mofo is actually a pro-gamer!  He gets paid to play games!  Lucky bastard.. (he's actually not gay, but we discovered during our recent Japan trip that there's a rumor going around amongst the Japanese top StreetFighter4 players that "Air is gay".  For me, this is funny as hell. *Troll* (more troll'ness to come on this sorta topic)

So what else happened on the trip?  Well, for those who dont give a rats ass about SF4, we did absolutely nothing other than take a really long flight to Japan, and play this ONE video game, over and over, over and over, and over again until you pass out and repeat on the next day, and the days after, until we go home. 
*cue dramatic background music* But for us it was 2 weeks of, extremely tough, extremely aweome, extremely... salty "training trip" (for those who dont play: shut up and you can ignore the next chapter :p).  We went thru 12 days of intense anal rapage (@SF no homo), and intense ramen eating marathon, and alot of walking in the super hot weather.
*normal bgm again*
Playing against mostly Japanese top players, what we learned is that THIS GAME IS RETARDED. <- Period
The odds are completely not against you when they tell you that you have a "bad matchup" in this game.  And the brilliant balancing team at Capcom made it so *a round of ap·plause to these champs please, brainless motherfuckers @salt*



Supersize lemon tea for only 100yen

Hokay, aside from gaming, there were these days where we did a tiny bit of other shizzle aside from gaming.  We managed to meet up with a couple of Kenny's (air, but I call him kenny cause I'm not a gaylord gamer geek all the time :p) buddies.  Shout outs to K I M 1 2 3 4*yen* , HaoFengFu-sanLai Man Jeh and the other few pieces that I do not remember the names of unfortunately (I am usually a very "face" person, I would remember your face in 10 years if I meet you once, but I will not be able to remember your name the first 5 times you tell me).....

So ya I had a blast hanging out with all those mofos, it was kinda like tiny breaks from getting owned at a video game, which is what we went there to do, our target, our goal (well mine :p, Air was planning on beating them, and that he did, some games :p).  We didn't do anything super special, just meeting up at train stations... then walk around the streets for abit....then grab dinner.....andd walk around abit more then say goodbye (which is kinda sad, they are all very cool people to hang out with, I hope to see them again in the future) :D 





Very epic bathroom wall at Ichiran Ramen
 
Oh aside from the everytime routine we also went and walked to the Yokohama Pier (I don't know the name of the place)..which is apparently a very well known places where couples go and well.... to "spring", and cockblocked 2 or 3 couples from advancing to the next stage, but unfortunately that had came to an end as we have to rush for the last train to go home.  Cause if we miss that train, we're either stuck in that town for the rest of the night till 5am, or we're gonna take a very expensive taxi ride home.  So since Kenny and I were in super cheapass save money mode, we decided to bounce.


United Airline, never riding with these mofos ever again. :D

But ya, I'm back at home now, extremely (3rd) home sick. *1st home = home.  2nd home = espot (local arcade).  3rd home = Japan (it felt like so at this moment. since I just got back) and extremely salty that in vancouver there are no ramen that could even compare with the real jdm ramen. :(



How's that for a first post? :p PURDDDDY LONG RIGHT?! :p  I did all this in 30 mins, I should become a professional writer, maybe ppl will pay me to travel to... write brilliant blogs for them :p

Cheers guys, thank you and goodnight
The Deadliest SupaDonkie on this planet